The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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