I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
it hurts more in the daytime
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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