Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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