the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
