Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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