i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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