He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize