yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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