Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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