Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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