This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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