just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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