scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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