i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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