All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
