she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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