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(248): View more from Michigan

I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?

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(248): View more from Michigan

i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?

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(905): View more from Ontario

we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.

(819): View more from Quebec

step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.

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