so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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