i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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