I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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