Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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