their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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