you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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