Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Sorry about my life...
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