After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You made out with two different species that night
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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