Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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