Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize