Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
be right there i have to get my cape
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I currently don't understand fingers.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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