why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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