Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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