That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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