That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Come back. Shots need mouths.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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