wat bout pragnant strippers??
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
