i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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