I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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