If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
When did angry sex become our thing?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
