brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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