Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he puts the penis in happiness.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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