She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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