That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
