She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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