This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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