On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
God, I missed his penis.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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