Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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