Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
dude. I can hear the air.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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