normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
This baby is an asshole
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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