True but thats because hes a fetus.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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