i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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