You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
This house was built for laser tag.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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