I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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