It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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