i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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