try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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