Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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