pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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