When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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