there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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